{"id":1254,"date":"2015-08-03T09:33:45","date_gmt":"2015-08-03T07:33:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=1254"},"modified":"2015-08-14T19:31:28","modified_gmt":"2015-08-14T17:31:28","slug":"w-serbie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=1254","title":{"rendered":"W Serbi\u0119"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u015aniadanie zjedli\u015bmy w towarzystwie kilku madziarskich tubylc\u00f3w i weso\u0142o taplaj\u0105cego si\u0119 w akwarium \u017c\u00f3\u0142wia \u017c\u00f3\u0142tolicego. Drab \u015bmiesznie si\u0119 z Anulk\u0105 droczy\u0142 o jedzenie, a ja w tym czasie sprawdza\u0142em, co mo\u017cna na Ba\u0142kanach zobaczy\u0107 ciekawego. Wielki Paluch Przeznaczenia wskaza\u0142 kanion rzeki Uvac (\u0423\u0432\u0430\u0446), a zaraz po nim \u0110avolja Varo\u0161, co si\u0119 t\u0142umaczy Miasto Diab\u0142a. Nie wiem, kto to nazywa\u0142, ale na pewno nie mieszka\u0142 wcze\u015bniej w Tr\u00f3jmie\u015bcie.<\/p>\n<p>Spakowani ruszyli\u015bmy naok\u00f3\u0142 jeziorka, Koci\u0105tko wyznaczone na ochotnika na pierwszego kierowc\u0119 znalaz\u0142o ju\u017c za pierwszym zakr\u0119tem sad \u015bliwkowy, czego odpu\u015bci\u0107 nie mog\u0142a i czym pr\u0119dzej ruszy\u0142a \u0142apczywie bada\u0107 ich smak. <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/%C5%9Bliwki_VOL0093.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1255\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?attachment_id=1255\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/%C5%9Bliwki_VOL0093.jpg?fit=795%2C1200&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"795,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Przemyslaw &#039;volen&#039; Wollenszleger&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;NIKON D7000&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1438598059&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;105&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.016666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"\u015bliwki_VOL0093\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/%C5%9Bliwki_VOL0093.jpg?fit=795%2C1200&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1255\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/%C5%9Bliwki_VOL0093.jpg?resize=678%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\u015bliwki_VOL0093\" width=\"678\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/%C5%9Bliwki_VOL0093.jpg?resize=678%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 678w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/%C5%9Bliwki_VOL0093.jpg?resize=232%2C350&amp;ssl=1 232w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/%C5%9Bliwki_VOL0093.jpg?w=795&amp;ssl=1 795w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 678px) 100vw, 678px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Usi\u0142owa\u0142em znale\u017a\u0107 jaki\u015b fajny k\u0105t, interesuj\u0105cy punkt widzenia, niez\u0142y kadr, ale nad Balatonem mi si\u0119 to nie uda\u0142o. Ci\u0119\u017cko co\u015b wymy\u015bli\u0107 dobrego z p\u0142otami obwieszonymi reklamami. Nie to, \u017ce si\u0119 nie stara\u0142em, nie. Wr\u0119cz przeciwnie. Zmitr\u0119\u017cyli\u015bmy sporo czasu, by m\u00f3c Wam pokaza\u0107 Balaton. Ale jedyne, co wydaje si\u0119 stamt\u0105d interesuj\u0105ce to ogromna wojskowa ci\u0119\u017car\u00f3wka z uchylnymi przednimi szybami.<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/ci%C4%99%C5%BCar%C3%B3wka_VOL0102.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1256\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?attachment_id=1256\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/ci%C4%99%C5%BCar%C3%B3wka_VOL0102.jpg?fit=1200%2C795&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1200,795\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Przemyslaw &#039;volen&#039; Wollenszleger&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;NIKON D7000&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1438598931&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;45&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;200&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.016666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"ci\u0119\u017car\u00f3wka_VOL0102\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/ci%C4%99%C5%BCar%C3%B3wka_VOL0102.jpg?fit=1200%2C795&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1256\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/ci%C4%99%C5%BCar%C3%B3wka_VOL0102.jpg?resize=1024%2C678&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"ci\u0119\u017car\u00f3wka_VOL0102\" width=\"1024\" height=\"678\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/ci%C4%99%C5%BCar%C3%B3wka_VOL0102.jpg?resize=1024%2C678&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/ci%C4%99%C5%BCar%C3%B3wka_VOL0102.jpg?resize=528%2C350&amp;ssl=1 528w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/ci%C4%99%C5%BCar%C3%B3wka_VOL0102.jpg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Skupili\u015bmy si\u0119 wobec tego na dalszej je\u017adzie, Anulka doprowadzi\u0142a nas przez w\u015br\u00f3d przepi\u0119knych w\u0119gierskich chatek do granicy z Serbi\u0105, po czym zda\u0142a kierownic\u0119 i dalej prowadzi\u0142em ja.<br \/>\nNa granicy bardzo mi\u0142e przyj\u0119cie, stra\u017c graniczna, celnik, wszystko przebieg\u0142o pomy\u015blnie, cho\u0107 celnik musia\u0142 nie\u017ale rykn\u0105\u0107, \u017cebym go us\u0142ysza\u0142 i zarzyma\u0142 si\u0119 do kontroli. Po otrzymaniu od obu urz\u0119dnik\u00f3w \u017cycze\u0144 przyjemnego pobytu w Serbii, spotkali\u015bmy trzeciego urz\u0119dnika, kt\u00f3ry za przekroczenie pr\u0119dko\u015bci o 9 kilometr\u00f3w wlepi\u0142 nam mandat, a do niego doliczy\u0142 jak\u0105\u015b op\u0142at\u0119&#8230; aktywacyjn\u0105 chyba. Tak wi\u0119c mi\u0142y pobyt rozpocz\u0105\u0142 si\u0119 od poszukiwa\u0144 kantoru.<\/p>\n<p>Potem ju\u017c bez wi\u0119kszych wzrusze\u0144, tylko my i asfalt i kurczowe trzymanie si\u0119 przepis\u00f3w. Potem, wiecie, Lidl, Rosmann&#8230; Uzupe\u0142nianie zapas\u00f3w&#8230; W przydro\u017cnym sklepie markowanym wod\u0105 Knaz Milos zakupili\u015bmy po\u017cywny obiadek w postaci bia\u0142ego sera. Zjedli\u015bmy go z bu\u0142kami i pomidorem w trakcie jazdy. Szkoda czasu si\u0119 zatrzymywa\u0107.<\/p>\n<p>Po drodze widzieli\u015bmy serbskie Kutaisi, miejskiego brata &#8211; bli\u017aniaka: Valjevo, bardzo przypad\u0142o mi do gustu. Niestety: tylko przez okno.<\/p>\n<p>Pod wiecz\u00f3r Koci\u0105tko zaproponowa\u0142o zjazd na punkt widokowy. O ile zjecha\u0107 by\u0142o mi\u0142o i \u0142atwo, o tyle by wjecha\u0107 z powrotem nale\u017ca\u0142o z autkiem rozmawia\u0107, jak z kozio\u0142kiem, bo zapar\u0142o si\u0119 czterema ko\u0142ami i pod g\u00f3rk\u0119 ju\u017c przyczepno\u015bci nie mia\u0142o na tych kamyczkach. Z rozp\u0119du wjechali\u015bmy zreszt\u0105 na g\u00f3rk\u0119 tylko po to, by gwa\u0142townie zahamowa\u0107 celem przepuszczenia rzeczonych kozio\u0142k\u00f3w, kt\u00f3re wraca\u0142y akurat z pastwiska.<\/p>\n<p>Uda\u0142o si\u0119 szcz\u0119\u015bliwie wydosta\u0107 na asfalt i zacz\u0119\u0142y si\u0119 prawdziwe g\u00f3ry, takie z serpentynami, bajera. Uwielbiam g\u00f3ry, wiem, \u017ce to nienormalne, ale g\u00f3ry mog\u0119 ogl\u0105da\u0107 z g\u00f3ry i z do\u0142u i ze \u015brodka i tak samo po nich chodzi\u0107, czy je\u017adzi\u0107. Uwielbiam irracjonalnie i bez zastrze\u017ce\u0144. Im gorsze g\u00f3ry (wy\u017csze, stromsze, niebezpieczniejsze) tym lepiej. I przez te g\u00f3ry, w rozdzieraj\u0105cych ciemno\u015b\u0107 b\u0142yskach nadchodz\u0105cej burzy, przejechali\u015bmy l\u0105duj\u0105c w Kosjeri\u0107 w hotelu Olimpijskim, gdzie lata\u0142y hordy ubranych na sportowo dzieciak\u00f3w. Idziemy spa\u0107.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u015aniadanie zjedli\u015bmy w towarzystwie kilku madziarskich tubylc\u00f3w i weso\u0142o taplaj\u0105cego si\u0119 w akwarium \u017c\u00f3\u0142wia \u017c\u00f3\u0142tolicego.&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=1254\">Read the post<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">W Serbi\u0119<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1255,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[194,93],"tags":[192,198,205,197],"class_list":["post-1254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-balkan-express","category-nawariata","tag-192","tag-balaton","tag-nawariata","tag-serbia","excerpt","zoom","full-without-featured","even","excerpt-0"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/%C5%9Bliwki_VOL0093.jpg?fit=795%2C1200&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lAri-ke","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1443,"url":"https:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=1443","url_meta":{"origin":1254,"position":0},"title":"Cycki militarne","author":"volen","date":"2015-10-04","format":false,"excerpt":"Noc nieco cieplejsza by\u0142a ni\u017c poprzednio, ale - nauczony do\u015bwiadczeniem - zmian\u0119 bielizny trzyma\u0142em w \u015bpiworze, dzi\u0119ki czemu zak\u0142adanie jej nie przypomina\u0142o ju\u017c siadania go\u0142ym ty\u0142kiem na lodzie. 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