{"id":1333,"date":"2015-08-12T20:14:16","date_gmt":"2015-08-12T18:14:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=1333"},"modified":"2015-08-18T20:46:50","modified_gmt":"2015-08-18T18:46:50","slug":"takie-ostatnie-miejsce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=1333","title":{"rendered":"Takie ostatnie miejsce"},"content":{"rendered":"

do kt\u00f3rego\u015bmy pojechali le\u017cy w Polsce. Musia\u0142em troch\u0119 ponaci\u0105ga\u0107 fakty, i\u017cby Kot si\u0119 zgodzi\u0142 tam pojecha\u0107, ale – patrz\u0105c na to z odpowiedniej perspektywy – takie naci\u0105ganie nie ma \u017cadnego znaczenia w obliczu wieczno\u015bci.<\/p>\n

Zanim jednak wjedziemy do Rzeczpospolitej, po\u017cegna\u0142a nas S\u0142owacja dwoma jeziorami: vodn\u00e1 n\u00e1dr\u017e Zempl\u00ednska \u0160\u00edrava<\/em> nad kt\u00f3r\u0105 swoje betonowe oblicze przegl\u0105da m.in. urocza miejscowo\u015b\u0107 Kalu\u017ea<\/em> oraz vodn\u00e1 n\u00e1dr\u017e Ve\u013ek\u00e1 Doma\u0161a<\/em>, w kt\u00f3rej wodach ogromne szczupaki budzi\u0142y zrozumia\u0142e w\u0105tpliwo\u015bci co do moczenia tam ko\u0144czyn. Ale w obu jeziorach p\u0142ywali\u015bmy, mimo w\u0105tpliwo\u015bci…<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

Ach, te ma\u0142e r\u00f3\u017cnice…<\/p>\n

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S\u0142owacki przypomina mi odrobin\u0119 pr\u00f3by dogadania si\u0119 z uskrzydlon\u0105 alkoholem m\u0142odzie\u017c\u0105 w Sopocie. Pi\u0119kny j\u0119zyk.<\/p>\n

Wjechali\u015bmy do Polski tak bez specjalnego entuzjazmu, zatrzymali\u015bmy si\u0119 na obiad w polskiej winnicy i po bli\u017cej nieokre\u015blonym czasie, dojechali\u015bmy na miejsce. Napisa\u0142bym, \u017ce bez przyg\u00f3d, ale jak Anulka bierze si\u0119 za wyprzedzanie, trzeba mie\u0107 nerwy z grafenu obleczonego tytanem. Zgoni\u0142a par\u0119 samochod\u00f3w na pobocze, kilka zostawi\u0142o czarne \u015blady opon… Grunt, \u017ce prze\u017cyli\u015bmy.<\/p>\n

W Zamo\u015bciu czeka\u0142 nas kamerdyner z pocz\u0119stunkiem (go\u015b\u0107 w dom, B\u00f3g w dom) i rewelacyjny hostel o nie-wiadomo-sk\u0105d wzi\u0119tej nazwie Zamo\u015b\u0107.<\/p>\n

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Po kr\u00f3tkiej indagacji personel hostelowy poleci\u0142 nam miejscowy browar i jego znakomite piwa, tak wi\u0119c udali\u015bmy si\u0119 tam zwil\u017cy\u0107 spragnione polskich aromat\u00f3w polskie gard\u0142a.<\/p>\n

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To niebieskie ma sugerowa\u0107, \u017ce tam naprawd\u0119 warzy si\u0119 piwa. To u g\u00f3ry. Zdj\u0119cie znaczy.<\/p>\n

Znawcom tematu i zaciekawionym podaj\u0119, i\u017c piwo jasne produkcji browaru Zamo\u015b\u0107 ma wyra\u017any aromat moich but\u00f3w trekkingowych tu\u017c po 20-kilometrowym spacerze w g\u00f3rach. W grubych skarpetach. Ciemne i pszeniczne maj\u0105 inne, znacznie mniej kontrowersyjne, aromaty.<\/p>\n

Tak czy owak, polecamy.<\/p>\n

Padli\u015bmy na twarz po tej podr\u00f3\u017cy, albo i po tym piwie i spali\u015bmy, jak dzieci. Dobranoc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

do kt\u00f3rego\u015bmy pojechali le\u017cy w Polsce. Musia\u0142em troch\u0119 ponaci\u0105ga\u0107 fakty, i\u017cby Kot si\u0119 zgodzi\u0142 tam…<\/p>\n

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