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Gdy\u017c aby on by\u0142 l\u015bni\u0105cy, pow\u0142\u00f3czyste pi\u0119knych krakowianek spojrzenie pod kierowcy adresem wyzwala\u0142 i szemrz\u0105co z 97-konnym rozmarzeniem warcza\u0142, ja musz\u0119 go pucowa\u0107 do stanu przedzawa\u0142owego r\u00f3\u017cnymi mleczkami i siliko\u0144skim sikoniem go posikiwa\u0107 i zamszami zatuszowa\u0107, i elektroluksem mu \u0142ajenka z wn\u0119trza wydobywa\u0107, i specyjalnymi cieczami mu z bok\u00f3w \u015bwi\u0119tych asfalt, smo\u0142\u0119, nabryzgan\u0105 w je\u017adzie z pod\u0142ej nawierzchni, usuwa\u0107, i ma\u015bci\u0107, i wyciera\u0107, i na kana\u0142y gara\u017cowe wje\u017cd\u017ca\u0107 i wci\u0105\u017c gumy uszczelek r\u00f3\u017cnych dolepia\u0107, bo si\u0119 kurwy odlepiaj\u0105, i w og\u00f3le bezustannie \u017cy\u0107 w intymno\u015bci niesmacznej z gara\u017cystami i p. in\u017cynierem jednym i innymi te\u017c.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Stanis\u0142aw Lem z listu do S\u0142awomira Mro\u017cka, Krak\u00f3w, 30 sierpnia 1965<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Gdy\u017c aby on by\u0142 l\u015bni\u0105cy, pow\u0142\u00f3czyste pi\u0119knych krakowianek spojrzenie pod kierowcy adresem wyzwala\u0142 i szemrz\u0105co…<\/p>\n

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