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– Mo\u017ce powiedz jej, \u017ce jeste\u015bmy animalistami i czcimy bobry – powiedzia\u0142em do Ani<\/p>\n

– A co to jest bobry? – zainteresowa\u0142a si\u0119 Zuzia<\/p>\n

– No ten, no… bober przecie\u017c – za\u015bmia\u0142a si\u0119 Zosia<\/p>\n

Od dzisiaj Zosia ma nowy pseudonim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

– Mo\u017ce powiedz jej, \u017ce jeste\u015bmy animalistami i czcimy bobry – powiedzia\u0142em do Ani –…<\/p>\n

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