{"id":2149,"date":"2016-11-20T18:05:55","date_gmt":"2016-11-20T17:05:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=2149"},"modified":"2017-07-18T20:52:20","modified_gmt":"2017-07-18T18:52:20","slug":"klopotliwe-numerki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=2149","title":{"rendered":"K\u0142opotliwe numerki"},"content":{"rendered":"

Rano wsta\u0142em i z niepokojem w sercu przypomnia\u0142em sobie, \u017ce wodospad Seljalandsfoss, obok kt\u00f3rego przycupn\u0105\u0142 skromnie kemping (maj\u0105cy zreszt\u0105 sw\u00f3j w\u0142asny, ukryty wodospadzik), by\u0142 pod\u015bwietlony ca\u0142\u0105 noc, a wci\u0105\u017c jest jeszcze ciemno! W pop\u0142ochu zjad\u0142em \u015bniadanie, skorzysta\u0142em z toalety na kempingu i z piskiem opon ruszy\u0142em.<\/p>\n

I mam.<\/p>\n

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Bo zaraz potem wok\u00f3\u0142 wodospadu zrobi\u0142o si\u0119 \u017c\u00f3\u0142to.<\/p>\n

Pojecha\u0142em dobi\u0107 ranek na g\u00f3r\u0119 o faszystowskiej nazwie Hamragar\u00f0ahei\u00f0i i pokr\u0119ci\u0142em si\u0119 tam, na szczycie, a\u017c wsta\u0142o s\u0142o\u0144ce. Cudnie.<\/p>\n

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Anulka zabookowa\u0142a mi w Reykjaviku pok\u00f3j, wi\u0119c nie musia\u0142em si\u0119 ju\u017c o to martwi\u0107, pojecha\u0142em spokojnie na zach\u00f3d, maj\u0105c w planach odwiedziny u matki wszystkich gejzer\u00f3w: Geysir. Po drodze pe\u0142no atrakcji. Przy niektorych zatrzymywa\u0142em si\u0119, przy innych nie. Geysir teraz \u015bpi, za to Strokkur dostarcza gawiedzi rozrywki strzelaj\u0105c na 25-35 metr\u00f3w w g\u00f3r\u0119 pi\u0119knym pi\u00f3ropuszem pary. W sumie spoko, nie ma o czym m\u00f3wi\u0107.\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Potem pomkn\u0105\u0142em do stolicy. \"\"<\/a>Do guesthouse’u trafi\u0142em bez b\u0142\u0105dzenia, zaparkowa\u0142em, poszed\u0142em grzecznie do recepcji, otrzyma\u0142em klucze i kilka istotnych informacji, kt\u00f3re pu\u015bci\u0142em mimo uszu. A jedn\u0105 z nich by\u0142 numer budynku, kt\u00f3ry ubzdura\u0142em sobie z kosmosu i nie mog\u0142em si\u0119 dosta\u0107 do pokoju, a\u017c przyprowadzi\u0142em ze sob\u0105 Wikinga-wykidaj\u0142\u0119, kt\u00f3ry bez mrugni\u0119cia powiek\u0105 otworzy\u0142 mi bez problemu… inne drzwi, w budynku o innym numerze. Nie chc\u0119 zgadywa\u0107, co my\u015bli teraz o Polakach. To szok, jak mo\u017cna si\u0119 zafiksowa\u0107. Mojej determinacji nie zmniejszy\u0142 nawet wielki numer 45 weso\u0142o dyndaj\u0105cy przy kluczach, podczas gdy ja usi\u0142owa\u0142em w\u0142ama\u0107 si\u0119 pod numer 43. Masakra.<\/p>\n

Pod\u0142\u0105czy\u0142em si\u0119 do pr\u0105du i poszed\u0142em przek\u0105si\u0107 na miasto. Pragn\u0105c podbudowa\u0107 sobie nastr\u00f3j na wiecz\u00f3r chcia\u0142em zje\u015b\u0107 porz\u0105dnego rib-eye’a, ale niefortunnie wybra\u0142em miejsc\u00f3wk\u0119 – siedzia\u0142o tam par\u0119 os\u00f3b w r\u0119cznie tkanych garniturach, r\u0119cznie robionych butach z importowanej z Marsa sk\u00f3ry obcych i ze z\u0142otymi zegarkami wielko\u015bci s\u0142oika – za\u015b cena steka wyrwa\u0142a mnie z but\u00f3w. Zdruzgotany powlok\u0142em si\u0119 do innej restauracji, gdzie zjad\u0142em hamburgera italian gourmet (czy\u017cby wo\u0142owina z puszki dla kot\u00f3w?).<\/p>\n

By\u0142o tu wi-fi, ale tylko dla tych, co to si\u0119 zamelduj\u0105 przez fb, wi\u0119c pogada\u0142em sobie z moj\u0105 drug\u0105 po\u0142ow\u0105 troch\u0119. No i tyle. \u017barcie takie sobie.<\/p>\n

Lokalne piwo ok, mocna 5-tka w skali do 10, gdzie takie zacne trunki, jak \u017bubr, Lech, Tyskie, \u017bywiec, Warka, w zasadzie nie \u0142api\u0105 si\u0119 w og\u00f3le do skali. Po\u0142azi\u0142em po mie\u015bcie i poszed\u0142em spa\u0107.<\/p>\n

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Rano wsta\u0142em i z niepokojem w sercu przypomnia\u0142em sobie, \u017ce wodospad Seljalandsfoss, obok kt\u00f3rego przycupn\u0105\u0142…<\/p>\n

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