{"id":2301,"date":"2018-05-21T10:11:00","date_gmt":"2018-05-21T08:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=2301"},"modified":"2018-05-21T10:11:00","modified_gmt":"2018-05-21T08:11:00","slug":"ojojac-szerokim-putem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=2301","title":{"rendered":"Ojoja\u0107 szerokim putem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dzisiaj nic nie napisz\u0119 m\u0105drego, bo si\u0119 boj\u0119, \u017ce mnie kole\u017canka Kala &#8222;ojoja&#8221;, jak straszy\u0142a na fejsie.<\/p>\n<p>Tak wi\u0119c gar\u015b\u0107 niczego m\u0105drego: jechali od Ekaterinovki a\u017c hen, pod Sarat\u00f3w.<\/p>\n<p>Rosjanie jak robi\u0105 roboty drogowe, to ostrzegaj\u0105 wielkimi \u017c\u00f3\u0142tymi tablicami. Nic to generalnie nie daje, bo korki przez to nie s\u0105 wcale mniejsze. Dzi\u015b trafili\u015bmy na wahade\u0142ko na jakie\u015b 350 ci\u0119\u017car\u00f3wek, pu\u015bcili wszystko po 40 minutach. Akurat postanowili\u015bmy zjecha\u0107 i zrobi\u0107 sobie kaw\u0119, wi\u0119c pu\u015bcili. Wniosek z tego oczywisty, \u017ce trzeba znale\u017a\u0107 sobie jakie\u015b zaj\u0119cie, to wtedy puszczaj\u0105.<\/p>\n<p>Jak moteli i kafejek na trasie nie ma, to nie ma w zaparte. Jak s\u0105, to jedno po drugim. Wniosek? Chyba \u0142a\u017c\u0105 stadami.<\/p>\n<p>Ruskie obsadzili trasy czterema rz\u0119dami brz\u00f3zek i bzem dla efektu. Pi\u0119knie. Brz\u00f3zki niepolityczne, lat 13-14 maksymalnie swobodnie rosn\u0105ce i tak przez ponad 70 kilometr\u00f3w. Chyba, \u017ceby nie wia\u0142o na drog\u0119.<\/p>\n<p>Papier to bumaga. Chcia\u0142em sprawdzi\u0107 poziom oleju i nie mog\u0142em si\u0119 z dziewczyn\u0105 dogada\u0107 bez s\u0142ownika. Oczywi\u015bcie jak ju\u017c zdoby\u0142em, to si\u0119 okaza\u0142o, \u017ce Pawe\u0142 odkopa\u0142 nasz polski, najlepszy i ju\u017c sprawdza\u0142, wi\u0119c zosta\u0142em z papierem w r\u0119ku. Oleju pod dostatkiem, mo\u017ce dojedziemy, gdzie chcemy, ba, mo\u017ce nawet wr\u00f3cimy. Ba\u0142em si\u0119 o olej, bo wlali\u015bmy syntetyk i mog\u0142o ciec.<\/p>\n<p>Auto troch\u0119 lepiej, ale do stanu zadowolenia sporo brakuje. Natomiast generalnie jedzie teraz \u017cwawo. Bo ju\u017c takiej zadyszki ksi\u0119\u017cna Pche\u0142ka dosta\u0142a przed Moskw\u0105, \u017ce niech j\u0105 kule bij\u0105.<\/p>\n<p>Maj\u0105 tu w sprzeda\u017cy kie\u0142b\u0119 o radosnej nazwie Krakowskaja, niestety, z Krakowsk\u0105 ma wsp\u00f3lny jedynie morfem; wsp\u00f3lny jest tak\u017ce fakt, i\u017c obie mo\u017cna kupi\u0107 w spo\u017cywczym. Podobie\u0144stw na si\u0142\u0119 nie ma co si\u0119 doszukiwa\u0107.<\/p>\n<p>Na koniec niczego m\u0105drego napisz\u0119, \u017ce zdj\u0119cia s\u0105 w aparacie, a \u017c\u0105dnym krwawych wra\u017ce\u0144 fotograficznych mog\u0119 jedynie zaproponowa\u0107 z dzisiejszego dnia tylko kufer \u0141ady, bo akurat mam w telefonie dwa i mi nie \u017cal.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2299\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?attachment_id=2299\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/20180520_185757.jpg?fit=4656%2C2328&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"4656,2328\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.6&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;LG-H930&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1526842677&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.03&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;50&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.005&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"20180520_185757.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/20180520_185757.jpg?fit=2048%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/20180520_185757.jpg?resize=4656%2C2328&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2299 alignnone size-full\" width=\"4656\" height=\"2328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/20180520_185757.jpg?w=4656&amp;ssl=1 4656w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/20180520_185757.jpg?resize=1024%2C512&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/20180520_185757.jpg?resize=2048%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/20180520_185757.jpg?w=3000&amp;ssl=1 3000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A, wa\u017cna informacja. Wed\u0142ug rodz\u0105cego si\u0119 w moim chorym umy\u015ble planu, jutro wjedziemy do Kazachstanu. Trasa troch\u0119 inna ma by\u0107 ni\u017c prosto nad Jezioro Aralskie, gdy\u017c przypomnia\u0142em sobie o kuleczkach i chc\u0119 je obejrze\u0107. Znajomy m\u00f3wi\u0142 \u017ce s\u0105 spoko i warto rzuci\u0107 okiem.<\/p>\n<p>Transmisja od jutra mo\u017ce si\u0119 rwa\u0107, pozosta\u0144cie dalecy od zw\u0105tpienia, gdy\u017c z\u0142ego diabli nie bior\u0105, a nawet je\u015bli ju\u017c wezm\u0105, to pewnie zwr\u00f3c\u0105 z reklamacj\u0105.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dzisiaj nic nie napisz\u0119 m\u0105drego, bo si\u0119 boj\u0119, \u017ce mnie kole\u017canka Kala &#8222;ojoja&#8221;, jak straszy\u0142a&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=2301\">Read the post<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ojoja\u0107 szerokim putem<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2300,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[93,297],"tags":[205,303],"class_list":["post-2301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nawariata","category-bajkal","tag-nawariata","tag-rozwazania","excerpt","zoom","full-without-featured","even","excerpt-0"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.volen.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/20180520_185916.jpg?fit=4656%2C2328&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lAri-B7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3073,"url":"https:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=3073","url_meta":{"origin":2301,"position":0},"title":"\u017burawie","author":"volen","date":"2018-10-11","format":false,"excerpt":"W nocy pada\u0142o, namiot mokry. 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W Saratowie wymy\u015bli\u0142em owe kulki, potem pomy\u015bla\u0142em sobie, \u017ce przecie\u017c to rzut beretem do Morza Kaspijskiego, naoko\u0142o kt\u00f3rego kr\u0105\u017c\u0119 od 8 lat i nie mog\u0119 jako\u015b go dotkn\u0105\u0107, wi\u0119c za jednym rzutem, niejako przy okazji, wpadniemy nad morze. 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