{"id":2998,"date":"2020-01-03T23:58:56","date_gmt":"2020-01-03T22:58:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=2998"},"modified":"2020-01-03T23:58:56","modified_gmt":"2020-01-03T22:58:56","slug":"pokojowka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=2998","title":{"rendered":"Pokoj\u00f3wka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pokoj\u00f3wka w cytrynowych majtkach by\u0142a weso\u0142\u0105, grub\u0105, uczynn\u0105 kobiet\u0105 po trzydziestce, z rozlaz\u0142ymi udami i rozko\u0142ysanymi szynkami w cytrynowych majtkach, kt\u00f3re ch\u0119tnie \u015bci\u0105ga\u0142a na ka\u017cde \u017cyczenie. Mia\u0142a pospolit\u0105, szerok\u0105 twarz i by\u0142a najbardziej cnotliw\u0105 kobiet\u0105 na \u015bwiecie: dawa\u0142a wszystkim, bez wzgl\u0119du na ras\u0119, wyznanie, kolor sk\u00f3ry lub narodowo\u015b\u0107, traktuj\u0105c to jako towarzyski akt go\u015bcinno\u015bci, nie trac\u0105c nawet czasu na od\u0142o\u017cenie \u015bcierki, szczotki czy miote\u0142ki, kt\u00f3r\u0105 trzyma\u0142a, w momencie kiedy jej kto\u015b dopad\u0142. Przyst\u0119pno\u015b\u0107 by\u0142a jej g\u0142\u00f3wnym powabem; podobnie jak z Mount Everestem, sam fakt jej istnienia wystarcza\u0142, aby si\u0119 na ni\u0105 wspinali.<\/p>\n<p>Joseph Heller<\/p>\n<p>Paragraf 22<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pokoj\u00f3wka w cytrynowych majtkach by\u0142a weso\u0142\u0105, grub\u0105, uczynn\u0105 kobiet\u0105 po trzydziestce, z rozlaz\u0142ymi udami i&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=2998\">Read the post<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Pokoj\u00f3wka<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[17],"tags":[393,392,394,391,395],"class_list":["post-2998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cytaty","tag-akt-goscinnosci","tag-joseph-heller","tag-majtki","tag-paragraf-22","tag-pokojowka","excerpt","zoom","full-without-featured","even","excerpt-0"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lAri-Mm","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":228,"url":"https:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=228","url_meta":{"origin":2998,"position":0},"title":"Wyje\u017cd\u017camy z Gruzji","author":"volen","date":"2012-10-09","format":false,"excerpt":"Od rana pada\u0142 deszcz. 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