{"id":2999,"date":"2020-01-08T00:09:12","date_gmt":"2020-01-07T23:09:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=2999"},"modified":"2020-01-08T00:09:12","modified_gmt":"2020-01-07T23:09:12","slug":"oczekiwania","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=2999","title":{"rendered":"Oczekiwania"},"content":{"rendered":"

W szpitalu m\u00f3g\u0142 si\u0119 wylegiwa\u0107, jako \u017ce niczego wi\u0119cej tam od niego nie oczekiwano. Oczekiwano jedynie, \u017ceby umar\u0142 albo wyzdrowia\u0142, a poniewa\u017c czu\u0142 si\u0119 od pocz\u0105tku doskonale, powr\u00f3t do zdrowia przychodzi\u0142 mu bez trudu.<\/p>\n

Joseph Heller<\/p>\n

Paragraf 22<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

W szpitalu m\u00f3g\u0142 si\u0119 wylegiwa\u0107, jako \u017ce niczego wi\u0119cej tam od niego nie oczekiwano. Oczekiwano…<\/p>\n

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