{"id":650,"date":"2014-10-15T14:38:49","date_gmt":"2014-10-15T12:38:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=650"},"modified":"2014-10-20T16:17:21","modified_gmt":"2014-10-20T14:17:21","slug":"nuda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.volen.pl\/?p=650","title":{"rendered":"Nuda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Podr\u00f3\u017c z Tr\u00f3jmiasta do Warszawy nie dostarczy\u0142a nam absolutnie \u017cadnych wra\u017ce\u0144, czy emocji. Wsiedli\u015bmy w Polskiego Busa, wysiedli\u015bmy na M\u0142ocinach, po drodze ch\u0142on\u0105c literatur\u0119, ile wlezie. W warszawskim metrze uwolnili\u015bmy pierwsz\u0105 ksi\u0105\u017ck\u0119, mo\u017ce kto\u015b si\u0119 skusi i przeczyta? Norwegianem dolecieli\u015bmy do Malagi, gdzie, r\u00f3wnie\u017c bez jakich\u015b wielkich przyg\u00f3d, przenocowali\u015bmy w hotelu IBIS, za\u015b rano ruszyli\u015bmy dalej. W sumie tak ruszyli\u015bmy, \u017ce obeszli\u015bmy najpierw dzielnic\u0119 wok\u00f3\u0142, by znale\u017a\u0107 taks\u00f3wk\u0119 czekaj\u0105c\u0105 grzecznie pod drzwiami naszego hotelu&#8230; Lot do Madrytu by\u0142 dok\u0142adnie taki sam, jak ten poprzedni, po czym przesiedli\u015bmy si\u0119 do innej maszyny, takiego prawdziwego samolotu, kt\u00f3ren we wn\u0119trzno\u015bciach swych kryje dwa korytarze wzd\u0142u\u017c kad\u0142uba. A340. Na moim Kocie towarzysz\u0105cym \u017cadnego to wra\u017cenia nie zrobi\u0142o, ale ju\u017c na mnie &#8211; i owszem. Zw\u0142aszcza, \u017ce w zag\u0142\u00f3wkach siedze\u0144 pyszni\u0142y si\u0119 ostentacyjnie dotykowe ekraniki, gdzie ka\u017cdy m\u00f3g\u0142 sobie wybra\u0107 rodzaj odm\u00f3\u017cd\u017cania, jaki mu pasuje &#8211; dzi\u0119ki temu mia\u0142em ci\u0105g\u0142y podgl\u0105d w podstawowe dane dotycz\u0105ce pr\u0119dko\u015bci lotu, odleg\u0142o\u015bci przebytej i do przebycia oraz temperaturze na zewn\u0105trz. A wszystko to w zale\u017cno\u015bci od j\u0119zyka, podane by\u0142o w milach i fahrenheitach, albo kilometrach z celsjuszem&#8230; Lecimy.<br \/>\nLecimy godzin\u0119, daj\u0105 kaw\u0119. Czytamy. Lecimy trzy godziny, daj\u0105 obiad. Kot \u015bpi. Ja czytam. Lecimy 5 godzin, daj\u0105 kaw\u0119. Kot si\u0119 budzi. Lecimy 8 godzin, daj\u0105 podwieczorek. Normalnie jak tuczniki w chlewiku: ma\u0142o ruchu, du\u017co jedzenia. Czytamy. Czujemy, \u017ce zgaga b\u0119dzie pali\u0107 od sztucznych s\u0142odko\u015bci. Lecimy&#8230; Czytamy&#8230; Lecimy&#8230; W tak zwanym mi\u0119dzyczasie wype\u0142nili\u015bmy ankiet\u0119 dla rz\u0105du kolumbijskiego na rzecz tego, kim jeste\u015bmy? co mamy? ile tego, co mamy, mamy(?) i dlaczego?<br \/>\nPo 10 godzinach lotu nad Wielk\u0105 Ka\u0142u\u017c\u0105, samolot uderzy\u0142 ko\u0142ami o lotnisko w Bogocie&#8230;<br \/>\nCi\u0119\u017cko zdj\u0119ciem jakim\u015b okrasi\u0107 ten czas ca\u0142y, tak intensywnie spo\u017cyty, wypity i oczytany&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Podr\u00f3\u017c z Tr\u00f3jmiasta do Warszawy nie dostarczy\u0142a nam absolutnie \u017cadnych wra\u017ce\u0144, czy emocji. 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